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So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
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[(940): He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.]
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Get the guns
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love you too, dad