I had two pet hedgehogs. All you Sherlockians should be jealous of me. I’m jealous of myself sometimes. My past self, that is. Timey-Wimey stuff, y’know.
There are so many people in the world that hate Steven Moffat with a burning passion.
But none of them will do anything because he’s the only chance of temporarily mending our broken hearts with the next series of our favorite British television shows.
Pain.
Last night, while going to bed, I sat in the dark and thought about every sad, heart-wrenching moment of every television show I know of. Sherlock. Doctor Who.
I cried myself to sleep for the first time in years.
SHERLOCK COULD VERY EASILY HAVE A DOUBLE
Rewatching Reichenbach. Isn’t it odd that that little girl began screaming her head off the second she saw Sherlock? Very odd, seeing as she’d never met him. At least, he didn’t seem to know her. But she had to have seen SOMEONE that looked very similar to him. Conclusion? Sherlock Holmes has a double. He doesn’t know about it, I don’t think. But Moriarty does, and maybe Sherlock found out about him. And if Sherlock looked enough like the other man to convince the girl… maybe the man’s body was enough like Sherlock to convince the rest of the world.
‘PROOF’ THAT MORIARTY IS ALIVE. TAKE THAT, BITCHES!
HOLY SHIT ALL IS GOOD! HAHAHAHAHA! Fuck yeah! I’ve just read something that makes it incredibly possible that Moriarty is alive. God, I’m so happy right now…
Benedict Cumberbatch About Martin Freeman
“He’s always doing kung fu on me. We’ll be standing around, and I won’t be paying any attention to him, and then he suddenly goes, ‘HYYYMMNNNN’ and his hand is right next to my windpipe.”
I see now…
I realized something today. I’m not lazy. Well, I am, but that isn’t the point. Nor am I stupid, or tired, or sick. I’m BORED. After watching Sherlock, I have realized it. I, like him, am bored of everyday life. Nothing interests me. Nothing. Except television shows where I can hope to one day be in such a situation.
So, as Sherlock would say: “It’s quiet. Calm. Peaceful. Isn’t it HATEFUL?”
For those of you with suggestions; please help me.
Sherlock
So, after much prodding and poking from my dear friend hermapherine, I finally decided to watch the first episode of Sherlock. And after five minutes I was all, “Shit”. Because now I have to find an additional 8 or so hours to watch the other five episodes. Because I am hooked. I hate you sometimes, Katherine. But Watson and Sherlock… Just…. Oh my god.
